girlwiththerobottattoo:

I JUST UGLY LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE UP THE DAMN HOUSE JFC!!!


jorgieboy:

amenpenis:

carleyalyson:

glitterweave:

chadleymacguff:

amenpenis:

when you ask someone what’s up and they answer “the sky”

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when you ask someone where they are and they say “in my skin”

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when you ask someone what time it is and they say “time to get a watch”

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Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.

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When white people say “Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.”

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askaceattorney:

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Dear Anonymous,

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I’ve taken the liberty of contacting some nice men in white coats for you.

-Phoenix Wright


anemicshoe:

not-burnie:

In case you needed proof that Peta is literal scum. 

Not to mention that in a 2010 inspection conducted by a VDACS veterinarian, it was discovered that 84 percent of the animals Peta took in were killed within 24 hours. [source]

A quick reminder that PETA is literal scum of the earth. 

lollipvps:

The thing is when you’re bisexual, you’re not really surprised when a straight person is biphobic. Sure it sucks and you’re like “well fuck you too dude” to whoever the prick is; but it’s not so astonishing.

Biphobic gay people on the other hand, actually hurt like a motherfucker. Like bro you’re supposed to be on my side??? Like even “my people” can’t accept me?? That hurts so much more than some random dude who expects a threesome.

And the award for "most fanart despite only having 4 pages of screentime and no spoken dialogue" goes to... Corazon!
*Corazon trips on the steps to the stage, kicks a child in the head, and catches on fire*
tagged #corazon

bodypositivefitness:

fitnessluvr:

cwtae-withthataxeeugene:

A delicately choreographed whatever the hell it is they’re doing.

except the all black ones they don’t even seem to care lol

Woah, you’re right. None of the 3 solid black ones move at all.

damegreywulf:

trust:

i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go

This post is surreal because that is exactly how a healthy relationship should be yet we’re convinced this is a weird and unusual thing to ask of our partners.


ikemarth:

the oh so wonderful fire emblem representatives 


tangarang:

perchu:

nentindo:

IN KINGDOM HEARTS II, ALADDIN HAD A FLASHBACK ABOUT JAFAR AND IT WAS SO FUNNY LOOK AT THIS

jaclose

jareallyclose

mrscphillips:

Look at this guy

he has three fucking arms

if that doesn’t sell clothes I don’t know what will

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fullmemetal:

Sports anime bingo. Check off a space while watching whatever episode, and enjoy the knowledge that you’re going to hell.

adorable-lesbians:

icameas-roman:

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

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😂

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